Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

PENIS lol

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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