- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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