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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

whats 7+4? 74

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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