- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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