why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

This is funny.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

8=> >->-o

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

96

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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