- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Shltskc gw? G

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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