- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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