What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

George W. Bush

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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