- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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