You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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