- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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