- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hellen keller

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Women can vote? WTF

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

PENIS that is all

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??