- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Matthew Baker

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Pickle

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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