Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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penis

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Pickles are moist.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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