how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Long joke Your such a downey

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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