Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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