A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

whos on the right track? lady gaga

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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