A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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