- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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