(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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