knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

what did jacob say to coach a joke

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Anyone can post anything.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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