how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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