Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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