- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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