thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Yellow People !!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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