A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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JUST KIDDING^

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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