The New York Giants

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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