Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Obama

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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