- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Julian Ha.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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