- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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