- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

noah is a scrub jungle

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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