What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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