- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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