- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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