A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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