Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Well this is pointless.....

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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