- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

This is funny.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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