- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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