- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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