What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Japan

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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hi dave

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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