- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

I love alchohol!

whats 7+4? 74

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