Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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I'm sn otter

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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