Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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batman farted so hes retarded

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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