once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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