- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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