- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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