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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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