- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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