What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I enjoy Popcorn

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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