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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

What do you do at a club? You club.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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