- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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