- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

an emo girl walked into a white room

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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