What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

your mom is so fat.

Womens rights.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

How old are you? 7

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Male leadership.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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