BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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