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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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