Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

... Chan chan

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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