- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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