- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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