- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Want to hear a joke? No.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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