- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

European on my shoes, buddy.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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