- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Oh s***

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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