- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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