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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Asian women drivers...

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

2 black kids walk into school

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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