all the kids had fun

it's funny because it's funny

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

bologna

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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