- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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