- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

c-? men, C-men

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

ask me if i am a tree. no.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

That's illegal What? Your mom

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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