- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Trump will make America great again.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Robin, get in the batmobile

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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