- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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