- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

i killed my family

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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