- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

France had one revolution

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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