- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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