- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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