- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Phew... it's gone.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac