- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

osama bin laden is dead

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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