- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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