- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Women's rights.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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