- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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