- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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