The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Ebola

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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