Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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