Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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