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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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