who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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