- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

A hill billy went fishing

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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