Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Jebron Lames.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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