Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Thats what she said

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Guest what? Dog

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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