What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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