q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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