- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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