why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

I need to start studying.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

say it ten times fast: oh

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Fat? Jesse Z

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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