- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Equal rights!

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