- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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