why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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