What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

There's a god, just kidding.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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