- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

it's funny because it's funny

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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